stand by me

One of the GREATEST movies ever made!!

Teddy: 'You guys can go around if you want to. I'm crossing here. And while you guys are dragging your candy asses halfway across the state and back, I'll be waiting for you on the other side, relaxing with my thoughts'
Gordy: 'Do you use your left hand or your right hand for that?'
Teddy: 'You wish.'

by Princess MinXy $$ September 1, 2005

Sleeping On Me

The act of not acknowledging someone's attractiveness. Whether physically, emotionally, or sexually.

1: bro this girl just isn't into it as much as I am. I would treat her like my queen.

2: damn bro her loss that's she missing out on this.

1: yea she's hella sleeping on me

by Tunces October 10, 2016

sauce me

short for saucer pass, created by hockey players but it's now used by people when they want someone to pass them something

"hey ryan, sauce me a coke"

by SkyeBlu88 November 6, 2015

shitting me

kidding me, joking with me, deceiving me (a vulgar slang expression of profound disbelief)

Henry Kissinger confessed to being a war criminal.

No way! You gotta be shitting me!

by poemsbypam December 30, 2011

HELP ME

The people at urban dictionary have kidnapped me, and are forcing me to write 10 definitions every minute. I think there are at least 3 other people here. They only feed me bread with a cup of water for breakfast lunch and dinner. I haven't bathed since they kidnapped me. I am surrounded by metal walls. PLEASE HELP ME

HELP ME, I have been kidnapped by Urban Dictionary, but don't worry this is a joke.

by TennisPlayer69 June 2, 2021

dont @ me

When someone says "Dont @ me" they're saying "dont reply to me" or "dont try and argue with me" ect. Most of the time its used as a joke.

"Pinapple is good on pizza. Dont @ me about it"

by TherinNoodle November 15, 2019

cum in me

A male or a female making a command to the person who is about to CUM in them to ...uhhh cum in them

Ohhh yeah CUM IN ME!

by ¿¡^+×÷= February 18, 2017