Dirty Ranch Dip

1 female, 1 or more males. Speculum is used to open vagina or asshole and ranch dressing poured into the orifice. Man or men then dip the balls into the ranch and the female subsequently licks the ranch dip off of the scrotum. Dirty Ranch Dip.
Megan enjoyed the Dirty Ranch Dip as prepared by Billy.
by GingerMedic August 20, 2022
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cat ranch

A workplace where you try to manage many different people who work very hard hard to do something different from what you want them to do.
Man, everyone can't seem to work together . How do you manage this cat ranch?
by Skram22 July 21, 2017
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hammer ranch

Hammer ranch is a slang term for sperm, aka "man butter".
My girl made us a salad for dinner so I offered her some hammer ranch for her bowl and let her know it added much more protein than regular ranch would!!
by Schmo mufuckin Dozer!! May 25, 2020
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pampa ranch

A sexual move, when you cum on their food and force them to eat it.
by Ignore_this_post March 25, 2022
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ranch

a person that is most likely to get mad for no reason and is very annoying
"omg...my brother is such a ranch."
by dxddylalala March 05, 2020
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ranch

when somethings cool or having a group of people listening to guitar it could really mean whatever you want
1. When we get back let’s ranch. 2. That car is pretty ranch.
by ranchworduser August 17, 2022
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Ranch

1; Not a moisturizer

2; A dressing and dipping sauce beloved by many, including celebrities such as Shane Dawson and Chris Pratt.

3; A girl from the country and/or in the country, typically an attractive one.
1; "She told me to use ranch on my skin, but ranch is not a moisturizer."
2; "I'm going to the store to buy some ranch for the salad and wings, want anything else?"
3; "Did you see Joanne? She is a ranch."
by Satan's Daughter <3 May 28, 2018
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