This is a term used to describe somthing that is overblown,with either hype or extras.One may often have a very small penis if one needs something king ranched.A truck by ford is king ranched (F250 KING RANCH).The owners of said truck are most often "tools"with little manhoods.
You know that tool you work with,he just bought a F250 king ranch.
by car tv February 26, 2010
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The Largest ranch in the USA, having 600,000 acres. It's a tourist attraction as well as a working ranch. Spectacular to see!
My neighbor took me to see King Ranch, Texas & I was simply Astounded!
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When you drive a Ford king ranch truck and have a huge dick/ bde/ ultimate alpha.
King ranch daddy is a conservative and everyone feeds off of his energy.
by King ranch daddy 1 February 23, 2023
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