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douche tax

The inflated cost of an item due to it being sold in a particularly affluent or corporate location.
That sandwich I bought at lunch was way overpriced.

Yeah, it's the douche tax from working downtown.
by electric jon May 14, 2014
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DM Tax

A tax on the DM of a tabletop game, meaning they have to share shit.
You gotta pay your DM tax if you want us to listen.
by SweetMorbidity February 12, 2020
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Bullshit Tax

When life decides to throw you a bone.

Can happen at anytime, to anyone, anywhere in the world and can come in all sizes.

From finding a random dollar bill on the ground or floor to hearing that your simp-cuck loser Boss/simp-cuck usless coworker got an ass chewing on your Birthday which also happens to be the day before a long awaited 30 day paid vacation.
Person 1: Whoa! Check it! I just found $20, wrapped around a Black Lotus card.

Person 2: My dude. You just collected a "Bullshit Tax".

Person 1: I'm super stoked. Its my Birthday, I have a month long paid vacay coming starting tomorrow, and the best part; my needle dick boss is out of the office attenfing his disciplinary meeting. There has to be a word for something this awesome.

Person 2: Queen, You got yourself a big fat "Bullshit Tax".
by CIBgamer556 August 31, 2020
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Hand Tax

Its the extra money you pay someone back just to make up for them paying for you in the first place.
The tickets to the movie were $62.75 after hand tax I just gave him $70.
by dscasados November 2, 2022
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tax flu

A term referring to an imaginary illness; when someone receives their income tax refund and they decide to call in sick to their employer so they can spend that money.
Ben went to H&R Block yesterday and they gave him an advance on his income tax refund, so of course he called in sick today with the tax flu.
by Duchess of Dayton February 9, 2017
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Tax Credit

An employed individual that’s so mentally slow the government issues wage reimbursements to employers for hiring them.
Hey boss! What do you need KM
The new guy is a Tax Credit!
by Johnny B OX January 6, 2022
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Italian Taxes

A disaster. These taxes are the worst taxes in the entire world. That’s why everyone never pay them.
American: Hey Mario have you paid taxes
Mario: DAMN BRO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT! ITALIAN TAXES ARE BAD!
by UnGenio January 30, 2020
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