October 22

The most nice and pretty people are born on this date!!!❤️

Person1: Wow, you’re pretty.
Person2: Yeah, that’s because I’m born on October 22

by Kenananan October 14, 2019

Laze 22

When an act of laziness leads to requiring more effort to accomplish a task than would have otherwise been necessary had you not been lazy in the first place

Karl was too lazy to cut his dirty fingernails, and quickly found himself in a laze 22 when he decided to eat his fried chicken with two forks.

by CogentDoge July 28, 2016

october 22

National kiss your boyfriend day is on October 22. You have to make out with your boyfriend on October 22. Your excuse is it’s a holiday.

Girlfriend: We should make out because it’s October 22
Boyfriend: Ok

by JimmyOeters2727 October 21, 2019

November 22

It’s the day of two people, who told each other they love them. Happy Anniversary!

xoxo Julie

bro: hey! remember November 22?

sis: no, why should I?
bro: today was the day, people fell in love with each other!!
sis: oh nice so happy anniversary to them <3

by Stullieee November 8, 2021

October 22

National ask your crush out day.

“Hey dude it’s October 22.” He goes to ask his crush out.

She replies, “ew no you look like a musk rat.”

by Benfreaking10 October 21, 2019

Coffee 22

When you're tired and you desperately need coffee, but since you haven't yet had coffee, you're failing at acquiring coffee. (A play on the phrase "catch 22.")

I apparently needed coffee too badly this morning. I made a to-go cup, but left it on the kitchen counter at home! Coffee 22.

by ImpunityJainne February 13, 2018

Pengananus-22

A relatively new unknown deadly virus that was discovered in 2022. It’s one and only known symptom is the uncountable production of bananas inside the ass. This causes the infected person to explode and release all of the bananas that have collected inside the person’s body. It is believed that it is caused by having penguins inside the anus, but relatively little is know about it for now. Researchers, like the famous Dutch prof. Cooper, are currently researching the virus and a possible vaccine for it.

Noah got so terribly fucked and exploded into bananas when he got pengananus-22. (Also known as ‘bananus’ or ‘penganus’ or ‘penganana’ or ‘anananana’ or ‘anuguin’ or ‘banguin’)

by BusinessTestTodayB*tch June 9, 2022