John

If your Dad's name is John than he is probably an impostor trying to kill your whole family. If you see any person named John with a knife then you should probably run. If you hear someone say hey john it means, than it probably means that that person who knows that John, is probably he's next victim. If your talking to someone and they say there name is John I would recommend running away. If your dad's name is John, chuck him out a window before he kills you whole family.
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A John is one of the most sexist, most attractive human beings you could ever meet. A john is also fearless and is never really scared to do anything, A John will also always make you laugh because of how humorous he is. A john may also seem shy when sexual things come in to play but is very freaky once you get it out of him.
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Oh my god! Did you see John today! He’s simping for a special someon
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“Yo, grab that john
We need to get outa this john”
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A John is a person full of passion, love and understanding. It will always focus on your best interests and will always make sure to help you when in need.
Thank god John is here, my life would be very different without John!
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johnned off to be asleep during productive hours of the day
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John is the most chill/relaxed guy you will ever meet. John is an osu player, he can fc maps that you think are impossible to even complete. When the time is 7:27, John will be there waiting for you to say, 'wysi.'

You can be rude to John, but he really doesn't care and if you tell John a secret he wont tell anyone because he couldn't care less about it.
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