canadian hand grenade

A snowball with a rock hidden inside of it

Bob got knocked out he thought it was just a snowball but he got hit with a canadian hand grenade insted....

by Kongo Kong March 31, 2023

One hand Jackson

Masturbating

"My mom caught me pitching a one hand Jackson."

by gayboyadvance March 4, 2015

Left handed golf swing

When you hit the crack pipe while getting a bj from a crack whore

Yo, that left handed golf swing is going to kill you.

by That_Fairy August 28, 2025

hand-o-saurous

A new type of dinosaur discovered by researchers Elijah Kruse and Blake Sorenson. They discovered the fossils in southern Minnesota along the MN River while on a business trip. And yes, it is purposefully spelled wrong.

Did you see that new Hand-O-Saurous sculpture?

by GoebelBeast December 15, 2017

semen hand

One's hand after one finishes jacking off.

President Trump jacked off before he gave the State of the Union Address. During his speech Trump was making a lot of hand gestures. Semen was flying all over 'cause Trump did not wash up after spanking the monkey. The Pres had a clear case of semen hand.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone February 2, 2018

Sack-hands

When your hands are wrinkled so much that they start to look like the surface of the scrotum

Person 1: I just got finished with my dishes shift, my hands are so wrinkly!

Person 2: Yeah i hate Sack-hands!

by DeepFriedTeletubby February 13, 2020

Hand-off from hell

Believed to originate amongst the Welsh migrant population of Niagra Falls, Ontario, Canada. The hand-off from hell is a technique used in Rugby Union where you smash the palm of your hand into your opponents face sending them sprawling to the floor unable to stop your advance towards the try line.

In modern times it's usage is seen more often as a cheap shot in bar room brawls and was featured as a special move in 90s cult hit video game Jonah Lomu Rugby.

"Goodness me that hand-off from hell almost put him in ward 4!"

"Hope not Bill that's the maternity ward."

by Nog1988 January 15, 2019