suck my wanker

Meaning "Suck my penis" in slang.

Issac: Suck my wanker. Me: Shutup

by Issacthebootyhole December 22, 2016

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pair of wankers

An astounding pair of master steel makers from Wales who have the *occasional* wank

Don't be fooled though.. these pair are the best love making beasts the valleys provides

Send that ladle out you "you pair of wankers"

by Tartsssss September 12, 2017

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'spankin gets you 'wankin

Basically means if you try your best, you'll succeed.

Mark: damn it! I failed my pee pee test!
Tod: You know what they say 'spankin gets you 'wankin

when Bonnie meets Clyde

by Linda Lazania October 4, 2017

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tickling your wankstain

To mess with someone in a playful way.

Luke: you don't look cute.
Heather: why would you say that??
Luke: I was just tickling your wankstain, calm down!

by MyNameIsntLuke January 5, 2018

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First class wanker licker

wanker licker is when you are desperate for attention and out of swear words, espacially when called first class wanker licker.

This just wasted two mins of my life what a load of shit and clearly trys to hard to be funny - this is the perfect example of a first class wanker licker ! -Ryan

by monos1 February 23, 2018

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