William John Mallabone

Well, what can we say ladies and gentlemen. This man here defies the laws of chads. Only studs can be given this name.

Gosh you're so handsome and fit, what's your name? William John Mallabone.

by CertiChadFinder101 November 24, 2021

Floppy Johns

When one’s testicles are so large they flop around and move independently of one another.

DAMN!! Them floppy johns are whimsical!!

by Rob The Slumlord November 13, 2023

John eleven

Standard 4

“Ah huh, I’d stab it” that’s a John eleven

by Towls1 July 11, 2024

John Edward

The ultimate ladies man. We call him the female whisperer. When he whistles, he sounds like a mockingbird. He has the biggest feet. Girls want to suck his toes. He looks like the person that would get face tattoos.

He is John Edward

by John Leary March 29, 2019

John Remil Sencio

Most handsome person in Davao City. It was proved and signed by the Mayor of Davao City

John Remil Sencio is handsome

by TakiKira November 18, 2022

Johning

One who partakes in dumbass actions.

“This mf really Johning right now”
“You a John ass mf”

by @nonnnn_8921 August 3, 2018

John

JOHNED 💪✌🏻🤪 john is MINE so back off pals 🖕🏿

random person- ooo that lad is fit

johns gyal- HES MINE 🙄😡✌🏿

by silly boy 123 December 31, 2022