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Jumping Jack Tutorial 

A male psychological mind trick, mostly used by the female species, the trick is commenced by asking for the male to perform the jumping jack tutorial. The male thinks he is doing jumping jacks but all the female sees is fuckin shlong bouncin.
He is soooo dumb I even tricked him with the jumping jack tutorial on FaceTime. Boys will do anything Jesus.

Slack-a-lack-jack 

Slack-a-lack-jack

Means, roughly, "Please endeavor to give me the personal space that i desire while i'm buying, selling, distribting, or using crack cocaine." Old Phoenix (AZ) slang.
Be slack-a-lack-jack, ga'my pipe, ga'my crack!
Slack-a-lack-jack by East Bay Vinny November 16, 2004

To meet jack 

To meet jack Brb I’m gonna go meet jack; dang I really need to meet jack right now I haven’t in hours.

Defi-jack 

The act of someone stealing your definition on urban dictionary. It starts by you making up your own clever word that you think would be perfect for Urban Dictionary only to see that someone already defined it 3-to-5 years earlier. Results of being defijacked include, but are not limited to: complaing about it on Facebook and or Myspace, telling all your friends that the first definitions were actually you, and suicide.
After using the term "CTS"(Chuckle To Self) for about a week, Sam decided to put it on UD. You can imagine his disapointment when he saw that some punk had Defi-jacked it 3-to-5 years before hand. He immediatly started complaing about it on Facebook and he continued his rant until he decided to kill himself.
Defi-jack by sce1301 July 10, 2010
Kicking someone directly in the asshole. Perhaps so hard that the big toe gains insertion.
"I'll ass jack you to the moon. My foot will rupture your uterus."
Ass jack by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

Captain Jack Morgan 

A specific version of the DP25, a Captain Jack Morgan is a drink consisting of a shot of Captain Morgan, a shot of Jack Daniels, and some Dr. Pepper. It combines the tasty palate of these three drinks to produce one of the most delicious drinks available, and gets you plenty crunk.
Last night they had Jack Daniels and C-Mo at the party, so I had some Captain Jack Morgans. Shit was SO cash.