Spaghetti Hand Job

When your girl feels on your pubes like they are noodles in spaghetti.

DJ: Ayo Matt how was last night with Tasha?
Matt: It could have been better, she only gave me a Spaghetti Hand Job.

by OGhypebeast69 July 17, 2017

Hand job

This is referring to a either male or female. Where the female will take her hand a stroke his yk. And men can do the same to themselves or same sex.

“I could use a hand job” -Jerry “well sense no ones around why not” -Karen

by Max Theodore March 5, 2020

slipped hands

Slipping hands into each others underwear

Friend: so what did yous do last night?
Me: we slipped hands.

by Spicy bitch May 21, 2016

Two-Handed Sack Basket

When the One-Handed Sack Basket is insufficient at covering the testicle and penis combo "this problem is most commonly experienced by black men". It may be necessary to use both hands. This is know as a Two-Handed Sack Basket.

Shaniqua "Daaamn you seen Tyron's dick!"

Sally" No somebitch was usin a Two-Handed Sack Basket. I didn't see shit!"

by englishhotpocketmaster January 19, 2012

Nap hands

When you wake up from sleeping (specifically a nap) and you have no grip-strength. You’re unable to grasp and/or pick things up due to this weakness.

“Hey man can you pass me my water bottle?”

“Sorry man I can’t I have nap hands”

by definitely not alexa June 20, 2023

ranch-hand

A leader who will do anything to accomplish their goals. This is especially the case when it causes the suffering and painful death of people, including their constituents.

(Origin: Operation Ranch Hand)

Hello, I am Commander "Ranch-Hand" Smith. I am best known for pushing one of my privates into the line of fire to use as a distraction to escape.

by PresidentMarena August 9, 2021

Hand Johncock

When you write your name with your urine in the snow

If you could just put your Hand Johncock right here…

by linkslice1 June 21, 2024