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Cum Crier

These Doodle Bangers are commonly referred to as Cum Criers if they A.) Lose a weenie war whilst consuming the loads of the more dominant Doodle Bangers, therefore they cry covered in or full of cum or B.) Upon becoming upset, they discharge semen from their eyes and anus rather than tears due to there massive consumption of Male ejaculate.
Is that semen coming out of your eyes? You're a Cum Crier!!!
by Flaccid Doodlebanger January 23, 2020
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Cum Bubbles

What occurs when one farts immediately following having a load dropped into their ass.
The worst thing about cum bubbles is when they burst all you smell are farts.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
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Cum dumpster deluxe

High class ritzy ass slut bitch of a rich mans wife, home on the hill, exchanges mouth, good church going Mormon, bishops daughter ass or pussy from 8 to 5 any day when husband's at work gobbling you and your friends goo for a couple pushes off ur meth pipe. And a speck for later in Ogden Utah and surrounding areas. F.v. j.l. 1/2020
by Ibmug1 January 29, 2020
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Cum overload

When you have to much cum that is fills your dick entirely with seamen more than the water in Africa
by The wisdom man January 30, 2020
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Cum dumpster

by Mypeanutwithnutcancer February 7, 2020
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Salsa-cum

When you cum so hard it comes out spicy. Maybe you hurt yourself by cumming too much or maybe it's because of the ISTs.
Guy 1: I've been cumming to much lately and it's burning.
Guy 2: Yeah I've got the salsa-cum too since we fucked together.
by Goudaddy February 9, 2020
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Cum dragon

Get your partner to give you a blowjob and just as you are ejaculating in her mouth hold her head down hard and shout I HAVE AIDS!! She wont talk to you for a week 97% chance
Dude i just scared the shit out of her with thr cum dragon
by Dola 05 March 29, 2020
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