Skip to main content

time travel 

To consume psychostimulants in a matter that makes time pass very quickly.

For example a university student using stimulants like adderall or ritalin with the intent to achieve higher study focus, but instead ending up spending hours browsing the web / discussing Einstein theories with study mates.
I was gonna make the last push for my final exam, was going for an all nighter the day before it. I had a bunch of redbull and vitamin r at home, but the whole night ended up being a complete time travel.
time travel mug front
Get the time travel mug.
See more merch

Tiesticles 

Man who behaves like a monkey and is incredibly thick.
Tiesticles himself, reguarly found whacking one off over other ape like creatures.
Tiesticles by Simon Appleton September 14, 2003
1) When something isn't going to last (relation, weather, bad situation)
2) When something is being timed
1) Julia "me and Rob finally go out!"

Katie "yeh but it's timed"

2) Tim "Are you cooking the chicken for dinner?"

Georgia "yup it is in the oven and timed"
Timed by let.it.rain September 28, 2009

What time is it? 

When someone has a low quality watch and gets bullied for it.
Brad: "Hi guys, just bought a new watch from Primark!"
Tom: "HAHAH, What time is it?
Brad: "What does that mean?"
Tom: "It means that you're poor and got a dead watch"
What time is it? by brazzerz March 28, 2018

one time 

In los angeles, aprox. around the 1980's gangs used the expression to identify a police car with only "one" officer.
"One time, holmes" ahh dont trip dawg he aint gonna get out the car he's by himself.
one time by Slingin Ink Tattoos September 28, 2005

it's white party time! 

Something you yell out when, at a house party populated predominately by white, overprivleged suburbanities, a fat naked guy douses himself in coke and jumps into the pool from the roof of the boathouse, a jocky guy jugs a beer, smashes on his forehead and lets loose a roid-rage scream, & somebody throws on Simple Plan or Blink or some gay shit like that and the white neo-hippie topless girls start doing that swaying, soulless, arythmic white hippie mope-dancing thing - and not particularly in that order.
"When Pierre Bouvier showed up, I knew it was time to yell 'It's white party time.' Too bad he ended up fucking my boyfriend." - Some girl

about damn time 

A fucking stupid shit comment everyone on Facebook uses whenever someone gets in a relationship. It is not necessary and its annoying. We get it your in a relationship, and being you, you post this on Facebook to show everyone how better you are than others. If your a girl then all those guys who you just crave attention will slowly die in the inside, and slowly hate you.
Juan and His mother are in a relationship...
Jeff: About damn time JK LOL