Elton John

once you see this guy you know it's time for bed.

Person 1: just saw Elton John I need to go sleep

Person 2: damn sleep well ig

by thebigapple September 26, 2023

Dylan John Price

Dylan is a weird guy who tries to make people laugh but sometimes goes too far with no intention of harm or offence. He will stand up for you if he feels that you are worth it as he is a loyal man .

that guy is so Dylan john price

by PussyHandGang September 26, 2023

Zayne John

To kanga sit on a toilet and spray paint the bowl.

Fred just "Zayne John" the flipping toilet again, there's shit everywhere.

by CaptainWannaB October 6, 2023

big john

big guy

holy shit! big john! *camera pans to a huge guy*

by radioheadenjoyer15 October 10, 2023

Blame John.

Blame Shedletsky aka Telamon for EVERYTHING!1!1!1!!!!

Hey I lost my phone!
Blame John.

by Ilbeity October 13, 2023

Thomas John Morris

Man who pulls all girls into his car and smashed them in the Krogers parking lot

"Yo you see Thomas John Morris over there?he smashed t women in his pick up truck one time!"

by Jrjfjddbeb October 19, 2023

Alexander John Major

Dementia of a 93 year old at 18, professional Linda Manor resident, also Leo major is his great uncle or something like that. Loves to leave class for 10 minutes every day for a "special somebody "- Josh DeSimone. Number one Celtics enthusiast. Loves all red soccer teams (only Arsenal, Manchester United, Liverpool). Very mysterious (could be due to the dementia). Masterful at 0.5 photos.

Alex Major is angry at Billy for yelling at him for throwing mayo in the lunchroom. He is for real pulling an Alexander John Major.

by Jorge(Pronounced George) December 15, 2023