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Get the House wanker mug.Wanking inside everything except women because your too fuckin' stupid. The name also came from a pissed off parent at a shitty event/scam at Glasgow, UK.
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Get the dirty ol wanka! mug.This is a term given to people who are often abnormally tall and will, without question, eat anything. This can be anything from leftovers to jars of brine.
They have a strange tendency to wear sunglasses indoors in a futile attempt to cover up the damage of the previous evening, often spent with short chavs.
The sister term, 'bellend', which summarises the above, is sometimes used when time is of the essence, or to finish off a sentence which already includes the term, Big Fat Wanker Dyke
They have a strange tendency to wear sunglasses indoors in a futile attempt to cover up the damage of the previous evening, often spent with short chavs.
The sister term, 'bellend', which summarises the above, is sometimes used when time is of the essence, or to finish off a sentence which already includes the term, Big Fat Wanker Dyke
"Look at that Big Fat Wanker Dyke eating everyone's leftovers and drinking that brine from the finished olive jar, what a total bellend."
"I know. It's a good job she's wearing her sun glasses indoors though, otherwise she'd look proper hanging. No doubt was with that short chav again!"
"I know. It's a good job she's wearing her sun glasses indoors though, otherwise she'd look proper hanging. No doubt was with that short chav again!"
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Get the Big Fat Wanker Dyke mug.A small person. That appears alot younger than they are.
Usually found hanging out with adolescents. Hangs out alot round public toilets.
Has a little willie.
Usually found hanging out with adolescents. Hangs out alot round public toilets.
Has a little willie.
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