Equi-shit

When two or more things suck as badly as one another.

"Dude I don't know what to do, my girlfriend wants me to go to salsa classes, a flower arranging workshop or a origami exhibition".
"Hmmm that's a tough one, there all equi-shit, just grow some balls and give her an angry dragon".

by Greenery November 3, 2008

Tofu Shit

Lesbian poop play. aka scatophilia without meat.

"Yo, did you hear that Leanne and Sara did a tofu shit together?"

by mynameisbobbyross December 10, 2018

spoiled shit

same as 'spoiled turds'

defecation that has been sitting out & waiting for time to pass & growing in age with a turd smell

It smells like spoiled shit in here.

Oh, its because i forgot to brush my teeth.

by dookie twirl February 20, 2018

Tweetin' Shit

The equivalence of Talking Shit, only, this trash talking is over tweets on the popular social network Twitter.

Hey Brit, too bad your computer doesn't work, I've been tweetin' shit about you all day.

by jayarrghh July 2, 2009

Shit disaster

The toilet initially is clogged up with toilet paper and shit. The victim then attempts to flush it again , with the toilet still being clogged, the shit and toilet paper rises further towards the top of the toilet. The victim then begins to panic and takes out the toilet brush from next to the toilet and attempts to push the shit and toilet paper down with it. This doesn't work and there is now shit on the brush as well. The victim then tries to hide the shit covered brush by putting it back into its case with shit still all over it . The victim then does a quick prayer, closes the lid of the toilet and flushes it again. If lucky, the shit and toilet paper will go down, if not, it will begin to come out of the toilet and create a shit tsunami within the house. If the contents went down with the flush, the victim then pulls their pants up and leaves the toilet as if nothing happened, trying to forget the shit disaster they just experienced.

Mum: "Hey Tom is the toilet clean? The guests will be here soon".

Tom: "I doubt it, I just had a shit disaster".

Mum: " Oh not again, you had one last week".

by El3ctro-Critical April 18, 2017

Shit Rebblin'

When you think your hardcore for doin something that is completely NOT hardcore

I told that teacher to go fuck herself....after she left the room....cuz I was shit rebblin'.

by TMitch February 7, 2007

That CrDnlSn Shit

When a masked rapper consistently puts out dope, hardcore rap music for earholez all over the earth.

Oh man, there he go on that CrDnlSn shit again!

by CrDnlSn May 30, 2021