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Homofier

A person who tries to make canonically straight characters gay. They can argue the characters are actually secretly gay, or just write fanfiction about them being gay. You get the idea. They’re extremely annoying, and would probably murder you for disagreeing with their ships.
Maria: Osamu Dazai isn’t gay, you stupid homofier. Stop trying to make straight characters gay!
Homofier: SHUT UP! HE IS SO IN LOVE WITH CHUUYA!
by CharlieBrown’sPubes August 3, 2024
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Homosilicolalanophobia

The dislike of being like other people and wanting to be unique.
When it comes to style, I have homosilicolalanophobia.
by Poloko N.N Masholoko August 5, 2024
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homosexual

sexually or romantically attracted to people of one's own sex.
Wow, did you hear that Cam is a homosexual?”
by variliv August 5, 2024
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Homosectional

A person that is only into couches.
JD's only with his wife for family reasons, he'd rather be with his couch because he's actually a Homosectional.
by R410 August 12, 2024
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Homostumpaies

a Homosapien who has chopped a tree with a foot
Bro, that was a killer shot! he is now an official Homostumpaies
by electroencephallographically August 15, 2024
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homophobe

Someone with a justified and well-founded fear of homophones.

Homophones are those words which sound the same but mean something completely different, so that no one has any idea which witch is which. They're harmful. They're subversive. They have no place in our good, respectable community.
I lost a good buddy at the hands of those evil homophones. They mistakenly got into a vehicle with a reckless driver instead of a wreckless driver. They sound the same but the meaning of the words is completely opposite.

That's why I and my redneck, homophobe buddies are going to clean up this community and run all of the homophones out of town. YEE-HAW! I'm gonna put some more notches in my commie ridder!

After all, the consequences of not knowing whether that "fanny pack" or "bum bag" is a "waist bag" or a "waste bag" get really messy and disgusting. We're not having that in this corn patch, no siree Bob.
by bitchuck August 26, 2024
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