Cum Nugget

When you are banging your girl and you are also microwaving a chicken nugget. When you're about to nut and splurge your load all over her face, you instead make a hole inside that chicken nugget and nut inside of it. Then you feed it to her as your anniversary present and specifically say, "McD's bitch".

Man 1: Bro my girl wanted to get freaky last night, but I don't know what to do!
Man 2: Bruh give her a cum nugget. She might be hungry.

Man 1: Idunno man, I have like 50c and that McD's dollar menu is kind of expensive atm.

by Depelated May 28, 2019

Cum Dumpster Diving

When you creampie a girl who is wearing a female condom, then take out the condom and suck out the cum.

Yeah man, me and Karen finally bit the bullet and went Cum Dumpster Diving last night.

by Phallic Acquaintance May 31, 2019

Cum guzzler

One who devour cum then proceeds to gargle it (usually a chink or orphan)

That cum guzzler just bought some nitro type money!

by The orphan June 1, 2019

Cum gun

A cum gun is your dick.

That cum gun is longer than a ruler.

by Dude guy 12345678910 April 29, 2019

dumb cum

A man's ejaculation into a woman without a contraceptive.

I'm not allowing a dumb cum, sweetie. Let's have safe sex and buy a condom.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Cum & Cry

When you cry right after an orgasm, often due to extreme regret.

*Man, I had a great streak on nofap
-So... what happened?
*I lost
-Did you cum & cry
*Definitely

by Fakeville May 5, 2019

Shae Cummings

Mandy munching midget

Shae Cummings your Fucking tripping eh

by Phah157 May 9, 2019