An extremely woke individual who attends protests / activism shit with a ukulele. This person is usually very entitled and delusional, not being able to see the real world, only what they would like to see.
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Pronunciation: /ˈklæŋ.kərˌwæŋ.kər/
1. A dismissive term for a person who habitually relies on AI (chatGPT or similar tools) for tasks, answers, or ideas, often to the point of being incapable of living without them.
2. More broadly, someone perceived as unable or unwilling to think independently, instead outsourcing all thought to an AI.
3. Autocorrect for the brain.
Usage note: Primarily humorous or mocking; may be offensive if used seriously. Please use with caution, the word is meant to encourage the use of independent thinking.
Pronunciation: /ˈklæŋ.kərˌwæŋ.kər/
1. A dismissive term for a person who habitually relies on AI (chatGPT or similar tools) for tasks, answers, or ideas, often to the point of being incapable of living without them.
2. More broadly, someone perceived as unable or unwilling to think independently, instead outsourcing all thought to an AI.
3. Autocorrect for the brain.
Usage note: Primarily humorous or mocking; may be offensive if used seriously. Please use with caution, the word is meant to encourage the use of independent thinking.
Example: “Bro's such a clanker wanker he asks chatgpt how to do the doo”
doo (slang): noun, informal term for taking a dump.
doo (slang): noun, informal term for taking a dump.
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Get the Park Wanker mug.Doing showman skits while cooking, examples ranges from deglaze (setting the alcohol in the pan on fire), to chopping at high speed without looking.
Coined by Chef William Murray of Fallow restaurant (London, UK) in one of Fallow’s YouTube short.
Coined by Chef William Murray of Fallow restaurant (London, UK) in one of Fallow’s YouTube short.
To be clear, the act of setting it on fire is purely chef wankery. You can just reduce it, it does the exact same thing.
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Get the Chef Wankery mug.One who purchases a roof private wanking tent, proceeds to wank at least once per camping session, then spends the rest of the year, driving round the UK with it attached to his roof, rarely is seen actually being used, too lazy to remove from the vehicle. In some instances found in convoy with other wankers. Some people manage to fit 2 x wanking boxers in vehicles such as Ford Rangers etc...
Look at the Tentbox Wanker, or have you seen that 10ft wanker, imagine taking a dump in the middle of the night and forgetting you're 10ft off the ground...
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