Hand soap wack

A Hand soap wack is the act of using hand soap instead of lotion to finish a beating session because you ran out of lotion.

Genghis Khan: fuck hitler do you have any more lotion.
Hitler: Have you ever been using a fuck ton of lotion and you run out and can’t finish dry because your too much of a bitch.

Genghis Khan: yeah I’m being one right now.
Hitler: well do the hand soap wack to finish that jack.
Genghis Khan: Hitler this why you killed yourself.

by PUSSY_SLAYR July 22, 2021

Wyoming Ranch Hand

When a cowboy strips down to just his boots and hat, finds a fresh load of cows shit, and proceeds to jerk of and cum on said cow patty. He then gets up and two step dances around the jizzed on cow shit while yelling Yee Haw!

I was bored out on the range, so I pulled off a Wyoming Ranch Hand to pass the time

by The cocks July 19, 2022

if you're happy and you know it clap your hands

Describes the action of a very happy person.

Also part of a song.

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
*clap* *clap*

by wintergreenisgreen June 29, 2022

hands under the table

when you are jacking off in class behind the cute girls

dude, I had my hands under the table yesterday

by your_worst_nightmares June 13, 2019

2nd hand wood

Men who get excited by the toxic masculinity of other men.

Mike Pence gets 2nd hand wood when he watches Trump act like a caveman.

by Belle Pepper February 7, 2019

Hand circle thigh thing

a tremendous addition to the sex lore commonly performed by someone known as "that motherfucker or perhaps "him"

He did the Hand circle thigh thing it was crazy

by Mrwhippie7676 December 8, 2022

Talk to my hand

When you don't wanna hear someone

Ramsay: Oh Sherlock, is it better if I call you that?
Sherlock: Just talk to my hand
Ramsay: What a fucking idiot
(Hotel Hell Reference)

by NotAViper March 19, 2024