Definitions by Owen66

Adultery Dog 

The dog your dad buys for you after cheating on your mother/family in an attempt to reconcile the relationship.

Barry’s dad just got a new adultery dog for him after cheating on Barry’s mom with her sister for the last six months.

Adultery Dog by Owen66 July 15, 2025

Second Hand Abandonment 

When your grandfather abandons your father when he’s a young age leaving him unable to do the things that dads are supposed to teach you and since he never taught your dad he can’t teach you what you’re supposed to know about being a man.

Ryan doesn’t know how to use a hammer because his dad’s dad abandoned his father leaving Ryan suffering from second hand abandonment.

Second Hand Abandonment by Owen66 February 23, 2022

Relationship Body 

The stage of ultimate comfort in a relationship where all standards of the self-image are abandoned under the idea that your significant other will lover regardless of your appearance.

Ever since Jared and Monica started dating Jared has acquired total relationship body. At least 15 pounds.

Relationship Body by Owen66 February 24, 2019

Lean Belly 

Similar to beer belly when individuals, predominantly rappers, extensively gain weight from drinking lean.

Chief Keef,Kodak Black and Gucci Mane are all victims of lean belly.

Lean Belly by Owen66 December 23, 2018