When your grandfather abandons your father when he’s a young age leaving him unable to do the things that dads are supposed to teach you and since he never taught your dad he can’t teach you what you’re supposed to know about being a man.
Ryan doesn’t know how to use a hammer because his dad’s dad abandoned his father leaving Ryan suffering from second hand abandonment.
by Owen66 February 23, 2022
Get the Second Hand Abandonmentmug. The dog your dad buys for you after cheating on your mother/family in an attempt to reconcile the relationship.
Barry’s dad just got a new adultery dog for him after cheating on Barry’s mom with her sister for the last six months.
by Owen66 July 15, 2025
Get the Adultery Dogmug. Similar to beer belly when individuals, predominantly rappers, extensively gain weight from drinking lean.
by Owen66 December 23, 2018
Get the Lean Bellymug. The stage of ultimate comfort in a relationship where all standards of the self-image are abandoned under the idea that your significant other will lover regardless of your appearance.
Ever since Jared and Monica started dating Jared has acquired total relationship body. At least 15 pounds.
by Owen66 February 24, 2019
Get the Relationship Bodymug.