Dick Turtle

1.The dick of the turtle animal.

2.Also when a human is called a dick turtle it refers to a man with either a green penis or one that takes awhile to become fully erect.

Hello Chirs i've notice that you are quite a Dick Turtle.

by fgkiller February 16, 2010

dick humid

When it is humid enough outside to make your balls sweat.

Man, it sure is dick humid out here today!!!

by Rick James Bitch 1489578 October 29, 2008

Dick Twiddling

The act of not doing anything productive. When someone is "Dick Twiddling" they are usually not doing what is supposed to be done.

Johnny, stop your dick twiddling and pay attention to the road!

or

What were you doing the whole time, twiddling your dick?

by Besenji March 15, 2009

athletic dick

When you date a guy who's very athletic and used to hard workouts, and he brings the serious dick (D) to the point of exhausting you. The dick was so serious you might have to take an advil afterwards to recover.

Damn, girl! Brandon gave me that athletic dick last night and I'm worn the fuck out.

by alicianola February 3, 2017

bazooka dick

When a man has such a good dick that it gives a woman explosive orgasms.

Blake was really getting it last night. I swear he has a bazooka dick.

by byrdmanjenkins April 15, 2015

dick-pleasers

Slang from military / drill sergeant origins. A synonym for lips or mouth.

Alright soldiers, shut your dick-pleasers and listen up.

by Machetti June 1, 2007

dick hopscotch

WHEN BITCHES HOP FROM ONE DICK TO ANOTHER LIKE ITS A GAME

RANDOM: GURL ZANAYAH WAS JUST WITH KENNY LAST WEEK NOW SHE WITH ANOTHER NIGGA.
ME: THAT BUM BITCH PLAYING DICK HOPSCOTCH.

by JIGGY TEE December 1, 2016