A popped egg** is a cataclysmic gym related event when a steroidal gym man gets a Humpty Dumpty Pump(ty) but instead of dumpting he pops like a microwaved egg. The peasant non-popped eggs look on with a combination of awe and terror.
**Not to be confused with “yoked” which literally, literally, has nothing to do with this!
**Not to be confused with “yoked” which literally, literally, has nothing to do with this!
Oy, look at me boiz, I’m a fu*#^ng popped egg!!!
Oy, look that fella there, he must of popped his egg!!!
The man writhed in pain as he realized what he had done — guffawing at his works in the mirror lathered in man sweat, he realized he had finally popped his egg.
Oy, ya better slow down on that lat pull down or ye may become a popped egg, Arrrr!!!
Oy, look that fella there, he must of popped his egg!!!
The man writhed in pain as he realized what he had done — guffawing at his works in the mirror lathered in man sweat, he realized he had finally popped his egg.
Oy, ya better slow down on that lat pull down or ye may become a popped egg, Arrrr!!!
by ShookWooker April 8, 2021
Get the Popped Eggmug. When you pour in instant chocolate pudding mix and milk into your partner's asshole, fuck them to get it all mixed evenly, then go under them and slurp it out of the orifice. When you're done, you smack your lips to make that 'pop' sound.
by Blechorous May 11, 2016
Get the Chocolate Puddin Popmug. where a dude takes his dick and hits a girl mouth and puts it inside her mouth.. takes it out with spit all over it and swings it around like a helicopter
by bigolwanker_shelikesit March 4, 2024
Get the pop a wheeliemug. Paper Over Pussy.
1. Generally used by single men when taking photos of items (i.e. Cars, clothes, jewelry...) with money they saved rather than spending it on women in an attempt to hopefully have sexual relations with her.
2. Can also be used when a picture of a group of women around a pool or large living room show you are rich and successful and they are just a bunch of gold diggers but you are getting that pussy for free.
1. Generally used by single men when taking photos of items (i.e. Cars, clothes, jewelry...) with money they saved rather than spending it on women in an attempt to hopefully have sexual relations with her.
2. Can also be used when a picture of a group of women around a pool or large living room show you are rich and successful and they are just a bunch of gold diggers but you are getting that pussy for free.
1. Just bought this Rolex and 2016 BMW M3. #pop
2. Just hanging out with all the girls tonight but life is #pop and they give that to me for free
2. Just hanging out with all the girls tonight but life is #pop and they give that to me for free
by Big Ea$y July 13, 2016
Get the #popmug. 
To jizz oneself
*Albie and Ryan are standing*
*Erica walks by and Ablie reaches for his crotch while simultaneously displaying his O Face*
Ryan: "What happened? Did you just pop a flare?"
Albie: "Yeah...I popped a flare"
Ryan: *Steps away* "Yeah I figured"
Ablie: "Yeah..."
*Erica walks by and Ablie reaches for his crotch while simultaneously displaying his O Face*
Ryan: "What happened? Did you just pop a flare?"
Albie: "Yeah...I popped a flare"
Ryan: *Steps away* "Yeah I figured"
Ablie: "Yeah..."
by gosox19 May 23, 2013
Get the pop a flaremug. an abomination of noise
by BeZhinga August 17, 2019
Get the Pop musicmug.