october 31

rape any girl you see day

yo it’s october 31 let’s rape malala

by The Dingowhopper Penis October 30, 2019

October 21

National grab/ slap a girl named makayla’s ass day, any spelling counts!

makayla: why’d u grab my ass?
guy: it’s october 21st

by bigdickredneck October 18, 2019

October 30

give any girl named gee or paulina head

friend : hey it’s October 30 th let’s give those two girls head

other friend : hell yeah!

by patty McDonald’s October 29, 2019

October 22

Slap your shortest best friend

Average height friend :imma slap you
Short friend:why
Average height friend :because its October 22
"Slaps"
Short friend:ohh

by Mmh_Chipotle October 21, 2019

October 14

The 14 of October is where u give your 𝕓𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕 your AirPod day

Him:it October 14 I should give my bestfriend my AirPods

Her: why are you give me your AirPods

Him: stupid it October 14

by Nadia queen October 13, 2021

october 17th

national grab any girls ass that’s name starts with L

Oh your names Leonard i can grab your ass
since it october 17th

by hhkbddjkkgdfhj October 16, 2019

October 7th

October 7th is one of the best holidays! Hamburger day! A certain radio station announced that they created a new holiday quite a few years ago, called "Burger Day", whether it's eating hamburgers or talking about them. Burger day is a fun day for everyone!

Person 1: It's October 7th. You know what that means...

Person 2: Happy Burger day to you too, care to get some burgers?
Person 1: Yeah of course, why wouldn't I? It's Burger day!

by kajajajahdfnjdccncns October 4, 2022