hand in pocket

(Noun.) The act of fisting an anus for sexually gratification for either the fister and/or the fistee.

Adam was home and had nothing to do. His parents came into his room and found he had his hand in pocket.

by Abudaia March 4, 2017

The Hand Of Munger

1. A very wise phrase to do a google search on.
2. The appropriate place for those in the know to use as their browser's home-page.

I went to The Hand Of Munger at davemunger.blogspot.com, and now I am cool.

by davemunger.blogspot.com August 23, 2003

hand to mouth disease

Another nickname for obesity.

I have a case of hand to mouth disease and am fat.

by Kuehlstein May 30, 2018

Eat hand

Nickname for some one who gets a lot of pussy and always eats out, usually leaves condoms in his car and always has sex in his car.

Eat hand get so much pussy in his car

by Jsnsbsns December 18, 2020

Jizz Hands

After masturbating rub your sperm on both hands and shakes your hands back and forth as if your air drying them.

"Get ready for the grand finish...Jizz Hands"

"You haven't done the Jizz Hands you haven't been masturbating correctly"

by JugheadJo March 25, 2019

Bouldery hands

When talia has gone climbing and has developed keratinization proportional to climbing duration

Wow, shes got some serious bouldery hands and will be able to solve that pointless riddle now

by Reasonablehippopotamus April 18, 2023

hand jiver

Slang expression for a (usually male) masturbater.

The said individuals nocturnal inclinations tend to suggest that he is a first class hand jiver.

by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017