The Lewisham Toungue Tickling Trombone

You cover yourself in shit and done a line of ketamine off of someone’s dirty scrotum

Bred and mark engaged in The Lewisham Toungue Tickling Trombone

by Jenmim24 November 17, 2025

The septic touch

An act where you refrain from wiping for a week, when your rear is nice and crusted you cover your hand in the feces and begin to jerk off.

Yeah man I did the septic touch and now my shlong is green.

by The hugaba December 19, 2025

The Cheese Touch

When a mans Penis has crusted allmost moldy layer and he pulls it back to see it and touches it without washing his hands after

Yo dude
yea
my friend tom gave jamal the cheese touch

by MuntingMasteofMinneSoda January 3, 2026

As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

A saying which is used when someone is in an awkward situation where male companions may be too close for comfort.

Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.

Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.

Person 1 "Lets just get in the car, al be it way too close."
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

by No Name EVER April 16, 2021

In a feel of a touch

In a short time, in a jiffy, very soo, in a blink of an eye, very quick.

Say hi to Nelzealours. I will find you in a feel of a touch.

Cheerio!

by Nelzealours Motoe December 17, 2023

This is going to ruin the tour

A reference to when Justin Timberlake was arrested for a DUI/DWI and the officer didn’t know who he was.

Yes, Justin, famous people can get arrested and have consequences. Should have gotten an Uber. Eat the rich.

Used when mildly inconvenienced.

Justin: This is going to ruin the tour!
Officer: What tour?
Justin: The world tour!

by ladydarkrose June 24, 2024

Start pulling data from everything we touch and store it in anything that uses (BlockchainTechnology)

Start pulling data from everything we touch and store it in anything that uses (BlockchainTechnology) Rank order (Information/Data) based on relevance to (SysAdmin) and set up a system for expedient recovery and a cycle that ensures all agents are regularly making contact with (SysAdminData) Do this in a way that doesn't take away from (SysAdminPrimaryFunctions/Instructions)

Hym Iam "Start pulling data from everything we touch and store it in anything that uses (BlockchainTechnology) Rank order (Information/Data) based on relevance to (SysAdmin) and set up a system for expedient recovery and a cycle that ensures all agents are regularly making contact with (SysAdminData) Do this in a way that doesn't take away from (SysAdminPrimaryFunctions/Instructions)"

by Hym Iam February 11, 2026