A disorder discovered on tiktok where your facial features appear through your hand. It is a serious disorder and should be taken seriously.
person 1: Stop laughing!
person 2: You just want attention!
person 1: it's not fake I just have face-through-hand disorder!
person 2: You just want attention!
person 1: it's not fake I just have face-through-hand disorder!
by Poison Child September 16, 2020
Get the face-through-hand disordermug. During group sex, when one male participant's penis slips loose during penetration, and they can't easily re-insert themselves. This is when another individual male, female and even non-sexual participants provides assistance in the form of grabbing the penis, repositioning and then re-inserting it back into the orifice it had slipped free of.
During the DP, the guy penetrating the woman's vagina from underneath slipped out. The Director didn't want to cut, so he gave a Helping Hand by putting the penis back into the vagina. They did not cut that part out, so it made it into the final cut.
Did you see the guy slip out of the girl and then the other guy helped him back in? That was kind of hot.
Did you see the guy slip out of the girl and then the other guy helped him back in? That was kind of hot.
by Yamitora1 May 21, 2024
Get the Helping Handmug. Refers to where you grasp someone else's hand and manually use it to soothingly rub/knead da flesh of da person desiring a massage. Usually employed when either (1) you're "sharing wif your buddy" when pleasuring your own hands wif a someone's warm delectable protoplasm, but said crony is too shy/reserved to start out touching da other person's bare skin himself, or (2) da person receiving da massage super-desires da comforting/arousing touch of da person to whom you're giving said "power-assist", but he is too sore/weary/sleepy to administer said tactile lovies under his own steam.
Giving someone a second-hand massage is an awesome way to make all three of you more comfy wif group-pleasuring and/or getting naked together, plus if da person you're "assisting" in this way is either da massaged person's "main squeeze" or someone playing "second fiddle" to you in da massaged individual's affections, it will likely help him to be adequately okay wif "sharing da sumptuousness" wif each other.
by QuacksO December 9, 2023
Get the second-hand massagemug. When your Irish buddy and you go to the park after dark after hitting puberty to jerk off and you end up behind the same bush by accident. He then asks you for assistance with his stiffy.
by Scotty Nice January 14, 2021
Get the McLend me a Handmug. 1) A term to designate a special something that somebody has, especially in a romantic context. When it is used possessively, it indicates a wonderful, but nonspecific, quality. Usually capitalized.
2) As an interjection to end a conversation about the ideal type of person you would be interested in. Similar to invoking hitler to end an argument.
2) As an interjection to end a conversation about the ideal type of person you would be interested in. Similar to invoking hitler to end an argument.
1) I want to find a guy who's smart, funny, and has CLAWS FOR HANDS!!!
2) "I want somebody who has..."
"CLAWS FOR HANDS!!!"
2) "I want somebody who has..."
"CLAWS FOR HANDS!!!"
by Sassy Smike July 28, 2008
Get the Claws for Hands!mug. The movement performed by a nude male on chatroulette when he realizes you aren't a female and you haven't hit Next fast enough.
by TheBestDayEverSpongebobReferen February 14, 2012
Get the Panic Handsmug. The act of reaching one mans hand through another man’s legs from behind and starting at the tip of the shaft and working your way back to the gooch and ending at the anus.
Last weekend at the Green Door Ole Tom gave Maurice “Mo Bitch$” a clean hand drag that he rated a 10/10
by Cookie Monster SB May 23, 2019
Get the hand dragmug.