fat blossom

1) An enlarged flower, prior to blooming
2) A wet, juicy fart that occurs during sexual intercourse

We were going at it and she let loose with a fat blossom.

I thought it was a queef but it was a fat blossom.

by Terd_Ferguson February 20, 2015

fat standing

The desire for a fat person to stand when they really want to sit because of the overwhelming fear of sitting in a folding or cantilever chair that may collapse easily because they are too fat.

When you are 400lbs, I've got to get to the meeting early to find a chair that can hold me. Otherwise I'll look like a fool if I'm reduced to fat standing. Damn my fatness. fat, fat fear, fear dew, fear sweat, fat sweat, heavy duty booty, obese, overweight

by joecoolthefool October 19, 2015

big fat liar

people who lie about not making dictionary definitions

person 1: i didn't make antifrenchist
person 2: you big fat liar

by thatguy7653 September 15, 2023

fat thing

A celestial beast, a being who shan’t be challenged due to his great power. Comes in many forms and like Thanksgiving and Christmas

Guy 1: Oh shit is that fat thing?

Guy 2: Yea, he’s in his Santa form right now

by B._B._T._ December 1, 2020

fat mezz

When you are packing more girth then length, as observed through the glory hole at your favorite dive.

Dude was all balls and packing a Fat Mezz.

by The Cut Offs May 3, 2024

nong fat

When you bend over and you see that you have heaps of fatty rolls there. Nongfat

I was bending down to pick up my sunglasses and realised that I had heaps of nong fat

by Wheresthect December 29, 2015

Fat Panda

A female with a fat vagina you can see even with clothes on.

Damn! She thick! Yea man, she got a fat panda too! I hope it smell like water cause I wanna dive in it. I don't eat ass tho!

by Jackinyocrack167 June 3, 2020