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cock job

Derogatory term used as an insult.

Does not usually refer to any particular sexual act taking place as previously stated,but merely refers to someone being perceived as someone who masturbates,simply for purposes of an insult be it truth or complete fiction.

Can also be used with sexual reference although there are more suitable words,namely: handjob/wankjob

May also used light-heartedly between mates basically meaning dumbass

Its a broadly used word and shouldn't be perceived as any particular meaning and should not be taken too seriously,chances are if someone calls you one,they are fooling around calling u a dumbass/wally,to actually insult someone to their face with this would make you look foolish,therefore it is usually used in reference to a person when talking about them to others.

I believe one of the previous definitions refers to hand job, the other is some gay ritual which i believe the less we know the better.

Similar words: idiot, fool, dickhead, moron, dumbass, tosser, handjob, wankjob
Passive insult: Tom's some cock job,isn't he?

Active insult: I'm gonna kill ya,u little f*cking cock job (insulter gets laughed at by everyone within shouting distance)

Light-heartedly: You're some cock job man!

Sexual reference: She gave me one killer cock job man!
by NutOff June 18, 2006
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new cock

A term originating in prison which refers to a new officer.
Who the fuck do you think you're talking to new cock?
by Ernie Boss October 14, 2006
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cock idol

Cock Idol, an item or person that gathers the worship of a cock or cocks
See that Tony there, he's a right cock idol
by Nobuscheesus July 4, 2005
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Cock Walker

A male street walker who sells for sex.
Hey dude everytime we drive this way that guy is on the street. Yea, he's a cock walker. This must be his strip.
by Gulliver1953 August 5, 2008
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Cock Cuddler

A girl or guy that likes to have sex with a guy. Usually a slut, whore, hoe, tramp or skank.
Bob:"I heard your wife was a Cock Cuddler before you guys went out"
John:"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY?! I SWEAR I'LL CUT YOU EIGHT DIFFERENT WAYS!!!:
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cock job

when your cock is embraced and pleasured by a female/male hand.
by dude September 7, 2003
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Cock Burp

When a fart comes out through your dick hole.
What's that sound? Is that a gremlin playing a kazoo? No, that was a cock burp.
by aliencockdock October 26, 2011
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