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Edward Scissor-Hands

when you are edward and also have hands on your scissors
ew Edward Scissor-Hands has hands on his scissors gross
by GregGregGregGreg December 1, 2020
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That's how hands get thrown

Slang for starting a fight with a controversial opinion or provocative actions
They better change the price of the hot dog at Costco, that's how hands get thrown.
by Captain Motorcycle July 10, 2022
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Hands

Someone with “hands” is someone you can’t beat in a fight because he’ll box up and hit you from different angles with his fast and ruthless hands.
Hater: I’m finna press Aun at lunch today.

His girlfriend: No do fight him he has hella hands.

Josh: Hey Aun let’s box today.

Aun: Are you sure nigga? You have no hands bro I’ll fuck you up.
by Realniggasaidit February 8, 2021
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Polish Hand Grenade

A solid shit that is propelled out of your butthole by a stream of hot diarrhea.
Haley was so mad at the barista she unleashed a Polish Hand Grenade at the bathroom walls.
by kungfumelissa January 17, 2021
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Edward 40 hands

A song by the best band of all time, mom jeans
Person 1: what's ur favorite mom jeans song?
Person 2: Edward 40 hands
by Yousuckloser June 4, 2021
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Lars hands

"That feeling you get when Spaghetti falls out your pocket"
"oh man, The running pace at which you are currently showing is lacking in speed, amongst my point of view. At which fails to surpass a passive & obnoxious fellow such as myself"

"Lars hands"
by TubbyMacPhatPhuck June 5, 2020
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Silk hand

When you get semen on your hand
I gave this girl a silk hand after she jerked me off
by Bigdaddyhughes1031 July 25, 2016
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