cum blade

when someone dries, hardens, and sharpens their cum in the form of a knife or blade

tristan: mike cut his finger off!?
chris: yeah, i think he was using his cum blade

by January 01, 2022

Cum Tum

When jerking off you finish on your stomach, not hers

Chad: did you blow your load on her tummy?

Kyle: fuck no, I pulled out of her and gave myself Cum Tum!

Chad: no you didn't

Kyle: (raises shirt) see, there's still a little cum flake in my belly button from cum

by Krocodilespundee406 November 23, 2020

Hold Cum

A phrase found at 2:09 when you hold you computer upside down and you see the comments and they say nonesone on Y. Gems video.

E r eke hold cum

by RedFinger221 March 13, 2022

cum snake

A cum snake is ejaculated semen in a body of water.

I went for a surf and saw a 7 metre Great Whute Cum Snake in the ocean.

by cum snake December 29, 2023

cum dropers

a very large set of male testis, bigger then the moon

OMG that guy has such big cum dropers

by ur mom suks my balls March 27, 2022

Cum Diving

When cum diving the catcher waits until the pitcher ejaculates the first rope or ropes of cum externally, then quickly inserts the penis into an orifice or 'dives' for the remainder of the cum. This is often done so that producers of sex movies cannot have the pitcher fake an orgasm. This also allows for the the visual of seeing the cum on a particular part of the body combined with a creampie, without having to see msog from several men, as in a circle jerk, bukakke, or gokkun.

She went cum diving with her mouth and ended up with a facial and an oral creampie. He went cum diving with his ass hole and ended up with cum on his back and an anal creampie. Heather Deep and Little Oral Andie are known for cum diving.

by Dirtier Old Man March 23, 2018

Cum in law

A person who ejaculates in people to whom he is related by marriage.

My sister's husband finished inside me. Now he is my cum in law.

by Rynesdad January 03, 2016