Soap Opera Syndrome

The tendency to see one's life as being in a continual state of crisis, caused by watching half-hour daytime TV shows that are not morality tales as in Aesop's Fables, but rather a never-ending series of unresolved crises.

"Alice's Soap Opera Syndrome caused her to have a tendency to seek conflict rather than resolution to her interpersonal problems."

by Mark_Trail December 28, 2016

soft nostril syndrome

When your nostrils are so soft, they feel like a baby horses nostrils.

I must have like, soft nostril syndrome.

by Hope money July 9, 2010

Testicular Tap Syndrome

A major injury caused upon the pubic areas commonly caused by hardcore sex.

"she fucked him so hard that his dick became a tap."

"he suffered from severe testicular tap syndrome."

by Dr. Jared Smith April 17, 2022

attractive boy syndrome

When you become really shy around a really attractive that boy you obsess about when you are normally outgoing.

That girl gets attractive boy syndrome around him.

by BE A NURSE BE VITAL May 2, 2016

bad aim syndrome

When someone is atrocious at aiming

Have you heard about Luke, he developed bad aim syndrome. I don't think we can play together anymore.

by Cheisz April 22, 2020

Fake WiFi Syndrome

Noun. Said of a WiFi connection that seems to have a 3-bars signal, but in fact, it has only one bar, or even none. A FWFS-affected connection typically takes forever to load a website, and when it finishes, it goes HTTP 404.

John: Yay, free WiFi!
Steve: Don't select that connection, it has the Fake WiFi Syndrome!

by TheMaster001 November 16, 2013

Rick Astly Syndrome

You hear “ Never gonna give you up “ when it’s not even playing you’ve been rick rolled to much lmao

Guy 1: “ HELP ME OH GOD HELP “
Guy 2: “ Seems you got Rick Astly Syndrome “

by Lmao Toast December 7, 2021