throw hands with my glands

Slang for masturbation.

Oof just got home from hanging out with the boys, boutta throw hands with my glands if ya know what I mean 😉

by Urban Daddy August 11, 2018

Hand Rock

A rock that you may find that feels ergonomic to hold in your hand

You check out this Hand Rock, it has indents for my fingers

by Xylevan May 11, 2025

Hand Demon

The Demon which makomo and sabito did to in demon slayer aka kimetsu no yaiba,got slaughtered by tanjiro tho.

hey whats that demon called?
oh its the hand demon
is he still alive?
nope,he got slaughtered by tanjiro kamado

by kimetsuhub May 25, 2023

Titty ass hands

A lil bitch; stupid ass bitch who’s hands look like saggy old titties

Come at me you titty ass hands bitch

by TiteA$$hanz March 29, 2025

Hulu and hand

When all your friends leave you for Netflix and chill or Amazon and Anal and all you have is your hand.

While mikes friends were out for nextflix and chill or amazon and anal, he was stuck with hulu and hand.

by manchild8518 March 21, 2016

Two handed

To use your hockey stick like Paul Bunyan chopping down players legs. Intentionally slashing a player usually in retaliation to a dirty play.

Teammate: "what happened behind the play on that last shift"

You: "that rat 63 took a late run at me so I two handed him"

by Bottom6forward420 July 11, 2021

Devils hand

The hand you rarely use.

I don't like my devils hand. Its not usefull.

by I used my brain1 November 6, 2019