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Garbage Time

Time begrudgingly spent with another party(often significant other) running errands or other activities in which no benefit or pleasure is gained by you, and the only benefit enjoyed by the offending party is the pleasure of your company.
Your girl asked you to go with her while she got her oil changed? Bra, that's total Garbage Time, pretty soon you'll be serving hors d' oeuvres at her best friends baby shower!
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Pee-pee time 

n 1: a urination difficulty that can be overcome with urination facilities.
syn: rough sledding

"Doris, pull the car over! it's pee-pee time!"
Pee-pee time by Brian Franzen December 8, 2005

Double Barrel Fun-Time 

A new and innovative sexual position between two homosexual males. The male with the smaller genitalia will insert his penis (or barrel) into the other gay's penis, thereby arousing and pleasuring both partners.
"Let's get you home so we can have some crazy double barrel fun-time"

Gayboy#1: "I can't wait to shove my tiny pecker inside your huge willy"
Gayboy#2: "Double Barrel Funtime is super sexy fun, even for the person getting his boner penetrated!"

The Worse Movies Of All Time 

Fuckrap, you're an ass. Any movie that has "weapons violence blood nudity fight scenes or explosions" and uses special effects is clearly "pop culture oriented." Maybe you should learn to use commas as well.
The worst movies of all time are Prince of Space, the sequel to Prince of Space, and Eyes Wide Shut.

adventure time 

Lathering a person with peanut butter and honey and then telling them to take a shower because they're too sticky to make love to. Then, after they shower, you fuck all night long.
"Hey baby it's about to be adventure time! I'll get the peanut butter and honey, you turn on the shower."
adventure time by harleigh robin October 20, 2008

time to make the doughnuts 

A statement made in the morning (possibly before work) by a man to his partner indicating that he'd like some morning sex.
Jay woke up around 7 and started dry-humping Lucinda, stating "Time to make the doughnuts!"

Hammer Time

n. the act of yanking on the hammer holder of someone's carpenter pants.

n. one old school, kick ass song.
I got him with the hammer time.

It's hammer time
Hammer Time by Scotty January 25, 2004