The sexual act of two lesbians, or drunk women gently placing their vaginas together in at least 3 second intervals.
Dude... I was at this party last night and I totally saw Jen and Amanda doing a pussy magnet for probably 2 hours...
by coolbeans12345 October 25, 2010
Get the Pussy Magnet mug.1. A phrase frequently used in the movie The 40 Year Old Virgin with Steve Carell. When ever something happens he is always told he is putting the pussy on a pedastool, he never knows what this means.
2. When your chance of getting pussy is right in front of you but it is also above you.
3. When a naked girl is sitting on a pedastool.
4. When a hot girl wants to have sex with you, but you don't want to have sex with her.
2. When your chance of getting pussy is right in front of you but it is also above you.
3. When a naked girl is sitting on a pedastool.
4. When a hot girl wants to have sex with you, but you don't want to have sex with her.
1. Damn Adam, your putting the pussy on a pedastool.
2. Damn dude, thats pussy on a pedastool. Oh, well I got mine.
3. SHIT! Look at that pussy on a pedastool...I'm NEVER washing it now!
4. He's putting pussy on a pedastool? Is he gay?
2. Damn dude, thats pussy on a pedastool. Oh, well I got mine.
3. SHIT! Look at that pussy on a pedastool...I'm NEVER washing it now!
4. He's putting pussy on a pedastool? Is he gay?
by D-Wade November 1, 2005
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Get the pussy mug.Cool, creamy dessert topping that tastes like fresh-teased pussy. Credited with launching the poon-flavored trend in food manufacturing.
Rumored to be used by neglected housewives to retrain their husbands in a Pavlovian methodology to crave the taste of pussy.
Rumored to be used by neglected housewives to retrain their husbands in a Pavlovian methodology to crave the taste of pussy.
Honey, she put Pussy Whip on everything in the house. Now, whenever it's dinnertime, all I hear out of the bedroom is giggles!
by LSanders September 19, 2012
Get the Pussy Whip mug.When a woman, usually below the age of sixty, has to fart really bad. But, due to her high level of sophistication and manners, she shoves her thumb in her ass, and covers her mouth. But the gas has to come out somewhere. So, to ease what could become a terrible stomach ache, she lets loose, and burps out of her pussy. When said burp is released, from the vaginal cavity, it makes a sound that is louder than four jet engines, and reeks of week old queef.
So ladies, please, when you have to fart, please refrain from shoving objects in your ass.
So ladies, please, when you have to fart, please refrain from shoving objects in your ass.
Woman: Oh, my! I drank my root beer too fast. But I don't want to burp, or fart. I know! *shoves thumb in ass* BRRRAAAAPPPPP! Ahh! That was the best pussy burp I've ever had!
Meanwhile, on the other side of the world -
Man wearing a turban: Oh damn! That smells like week old queef!
Meanwhile, on the other side of the world -
Man wearing a turban: Oh damn! That smells like week old queef!
by Trace the Master March 4, 2009
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me* i got pussy fingers!
girlskater* ewwwwwwww! dn't wipe dem on me!
**SEXY ASS BITCH* intentionally wipes them on girlskater*
girlskater* ewwwwwwww! dn't wipe dem on me!
**SEXY ASS BITCH* intentionally wipes them on girlskater*
by *sexy ass bitch* April 12, 2004
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