Shit Dick

When a guy gives a girl (Or guy if gay) anal sex and gets poop on thier dick.

Becky : Omg. Anna did you get anal by Tom?
Anna : Hell Yeah!
Becky : What happened!?
Anna : I have him shit dick
Becky : OH DAYUMMM

by DEATH BY POTATO January 6, 2015

scotty's shits

The ass-burning diarrhea that follows a meal from Scotty's Brewhouse where the Mofo Hot or Mofo Mustard was consumed.

"Man, I had Scotty's last night, and I've had the Scotty's shits all day long."

by babyfarksmcgeezacs November 21, 2013

Sky Shitting

1. The act of hovering ones ass between 1 and 3 feet above a public toilet and defecting large quantities everywhere. The goal is to get as much shit and toilet water from being inside the bowl as possible.

2. The random event by which shit falls from the sky

1. Dude I was in Walmart and had to take the biggest dump. I hobbled to the handicap stall of the bathroom and went Sky Shitting. Oh man, by the time i was done there was an inch of water in the bowl and 19 oz of shit everywhere. Sucks for that impoverished who gets to clean it up.

2. Man, there I was walking down 5th Avenue and bam, I got hit with the biggest sky shit. All over my new velvet suit too...

by Poo Poo Plattah December 3, 2013

Serbian Shit

A shit that is abruptly interrupted.

This is sourced from me, Coolub and a story of a man hiking in Serbia

who went to take a dump but was shocked to look down and see a snake
between his legs hissing at him. He was not bitten and the shit was unfinished.

Luke "Uuuuugh, My gut hurts soooooo bad"
Caleb "What? What happened?"
Luke "I had a Serbian shit... Excuse me for a minute"

by Coolub December 8, 2013

shit-nute

The slang word for a southeast kansas town named chanute. Without alcohol, the town has no pleasant or time-consuming activities to take part in.

Person A: Hey man, I'm going home for the weekend.
Person B: Where is that?
Person A: I live in chanute.
Person B: Fuck man, you grew up in shit-nute, no wonder you can drink a lot.
Person A: Well Drinking is all there is to do.

by sillykumquat December 15, 2013

shit-puke

you know when you were really young and were sick, and your mom wasn't there and your dad was just like help me idk what to do with this child and you're just a sick little baby and then all of the sudden you shit and puke at the same time and the tsunami is unleashed? yah that's a shit-puke

Katy! Help! The baby is about to shit-puke!

Bruh, I was so sick last night, I almost shit-puked.

by swagmen69420blazeit February 3, 2015

a grip of shit

A large amount of material possessions with no value to others.

"I've got a grip of shit to move to my new place."

by Crazycrazy February 14, 2015