Dick Features

When one is cursed with features that resemble those of the penis.

"Hey 'Dick Features', go get me a cup of cocoa will ya."

"Urgh dude. She's got 'Dick Features' man.

by 5*Star January 20, 2006

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dick-door

noun; a slang term referring to the female genitalia.

After billy repeatedly asked sally if he could touch her dick-door, she slapped him, and got out of his truck.

by C.W. Anderson III September 10, 2005

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dick-pleasers

Slang from military / drill sergeant origins. A synonym for lips or mouth.

Alright soldiers, shut your dick-pleasers and listen up.

by Machetti June 1, 2007

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shittle dicks

Something to yell when you canoth come up with some thing else when you are
A-Startled
B-Fragged by a noob
C-Are Teabagged by a noob
D-Just cause.

Yakov- Oh Shittle DICks the Fucking noob slut just shot me, ass hole.

by YakovAlekseev February 10, 2008

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Dick bumper

A bushy moustache that gives protection to the upper lip from excessive penis sucking.

keith's upper lip sure would had hurt in the morning if not for his dick bumper.

by klayzee February 21, 2008

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phe·nom·e·nal (dick)
1. The man or men, and in most cases married themselves, that bang your wife in a hotel that they allow her to pay for because they are too cheap and arrogant to pick up the bill, and then mostly spend their money on trips to Europe. Most often occurs when you are at work earning a living to pay the bills, or are at home taking care of the kids. After nailing her for two years or so, then tells people he has no emotional ties to her what-so-ever!

Ralph; Hey Jim! Look over there, remember that guy David, the one we call DJB, he is such a phenomenal dick!

Jim; Yeah, what a waste of perfectly good oxygen! Who's the gullible whore he's at lunch with today?

by Joyce Cruz April 11, 2008

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