Dick Sucking 

Dick Sucking- The act of putting a dick in your mouth because you a thot

Bob: Hi Sue
Sue: You suck
Bob: no u

Sue: *starts Dick Sucking*

Dick Sucking by no i May 15, 2018

dick chips 

chips that have been in a males pants, then directly eaten, or stored for later eatage

Dude I just ate those dick chips right out of Christian's pants.

dick chips by Galen-- May 20, 2006

Dick Pickles 

Enlongated pickles that have the appearance of male genitalia, having two "Pickle Warts" near the bottom of the pickle, to have the appearance of the male penis or dick with 2 (usually) miniscule testicles.

Henry, look at these pickles, they look like penises!
Yes Tom, they do, i believe they are called Dick Pickles.

Dick Pickles by Bay Area Chuck August 23, 2006

Dick feet 

When your feet is Dick

"I have Dick feet!"

"What the fuck is Dick feet?"

"I don't know, but my feet are dick"

Dick feet by the retarded dictionary October 6, 2008

Dick Clark 

When you use a scented hard-on cream on your penis and recieve a blowjob with a decent amount of cream on, and by the time you are all done the female (or male if you stray that way) will not be able to feel his/her mouth. Thus leading to talking like Dick Clark

Dude, I have no idea what happened. I put hard on cream on my cock and my girl started blowin' me and the next thing i knew after the blowjob, she started talking like fuckin' Dick Clark himself!

Dick Clark by Mr. Speech Impediment July 9, 2010

Dick Jenkins 

One who is fresh in the ways of mulletry. Must have a mullet and let it flap freely. See also Dickie bob or d.e. bob.

Look at that Dick Jenkins over there

Dick Jenkins by Anonymous October 14, 2003

dick klownwinski 

Father of Nate and Klown Klownwinski, heirs apparent to the Klownmunist kingdom and revolution. Also a former basketball coach famous for his losing strategy of having his sons shoot three-pointers. Best friend and confidante of Jack Moss, another Klown

Dick Klownwinski is a clownundrum

dick klownwinski by tate donovan July 10, 2004