(⊙_⊙;)(T_T)¯\_(ツ)_/¯(¬_¬ )(¬‿¬)☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞(⌐■_■)( •_•)>⌐■-■;-):-P:-((•_•)(ˉ﹃ˉ)༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ( ´･･)ﾉ(._.`)(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ಠ_ಠಥ_ಥ(┬┬﹏┬┬)ᓚᘏᗢ:-D^_^:-)(^///^)(*/ω＼*)☆*: . . o(≧▽≦)o . .:*☆╰(*°▽°*)╯(●'◡'●)(❁´◡`❁)

u prob did windows pluss period and did all the emojis cuz u are sooo bored and stoopid and an idiot and find the nearest cliff if u typed this. plz you dont want to end up like me. ME. do you rlly want to end up like ME??!?!!?!!1111

i am not aloud to name my friends so i would say hi to them so i am going to say
(⊙_⊙;)(T_T)¯\_(ツ)_/¯(¬_¬ )(¬‿¬)☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞(⌐■_■)( •_•)>⌐■-■;-):-P:-((•_•)(ˉ﹃ˉ)༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ( ´･･)ﾉ(._.`)(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ಠ_ಠಥ_ಥ(┬┬﹏┬┬)ᓚᘏᗢ:-D^_^:-)(^///^)(*/ω＼*)☆*: . . o(≧▽≦)o . .:*☆╰(*°▽°*)╯(●'◡'●)(❁´◡`❁)

by ImaLineOfCode February 12, 2024

J’n my D

A term for jacking off made famous by comedian Christina Pazsitzky on the Your Mom’s House podcast.

My girlfriend: would you like to have sex?

Me: not right now, but maybe later.

My girlfriend: why?

Me: I just got done J’n my D.

by Doitallnight March 4, 2024

D:

The face of complete and utter dismay

Person 1: SHREK DIED!
Person 2: D:

by Sordh February 24, 2024

D <3

I <3 my gf

I heart my gf means that you love your gf
me: I heart D <3
you: I heart D <3 also

by L33yum May 8, 2023

D m

d m

Sliding in her d m

by anonymous November 21, 2021

d o g g o

bark

love a doggo

your d o g g o has much cute

by um bum ba wae July 20, 2020

hairyhaggler`d

When something mysteriously disappears (be it a file off a filesystem or even the fluff out of your belly button) it is often referred to as being haggler`d.

Oh what a twat, that file deleted itself, It must have been hairyhaggler`d.

by darkLOCAL July 23, 2008