The Trump Shooting

the day trumps ear got absolutely jfkd the fuck up

the trump shooting was when some guy gave up his life to shoot at trump and had a fuckin skill issue
his orange cheeto lookin ass probably blended in with the sun too much

trump: gets shot in ear, survives, and emotes on the shooter
shooter: fuck shit no
secret service: has better accuracy

by chuld molester July 20, 2024

trump

Get suspended from social site platform

Watch what u post or Facebook will trump ur horse

by anonymous January 10, 2021

Massive trump fart

when take a massive fart and then u say the system is rigged..
yea that doesn't make sense , i was just trying to make a gud def
anyway take a massive trump fart bye.

ass manager: one of the Karen took a massive trump fart, it smelled,and she blamed it on one of the employees and decided to call the manager..
grandmother:oh Hun, its alright come eat some Italian meatballs.

by Random-girl-who-cant-think November 29, 2020

Donald Trump

A man known for being friends with sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein

"Wow, Donald Trump is photographed a lot with Jeffrey Epstein"

by Speb_official January 20, 2025

Trump Tower

Dump load turd shit pile crap tower of turds

My chunky trump tower stood 6 inches above the toilet water.

by Mack Arroni January 6, 2019

trump patrol

A trump patrol is a police officer but since trump is president we call them trump patrols because if you are a immigrant they send you back to your country

Careful with the trump patrol we aren't from this country

oh no that Mexican got pulled over by a trump patrol he's going to be sent back to Mexico!!

by \Isaac cortes/ March 11, 2017

Trump Broke

When you have been trained to defend Trump no matter how much it makes you look like a moron while he completely fucks you.

Isn’t it ironic that people that like to call other people “sheeple” are so likely to be trump broke?

by Johnny Amazeballs September 28, 2020