When a man is able to achieve his three greatest pleasures in one sitting by reading a Stephen King novel, playing online cribbage and having your butthole filled with man mayo.
I was talking to my buddy and learned he loves three things - reading Stephen King novels, playing cribbage and getting butt fucked. He then proceeded to tell me for some reason that after he got home one night and his family was out of town, he picked up and started to read Christine by Stephen King, played online cribbage and then had a male prostitute given him a prostate exam with his erect wiener. He succeeded in getting Christine's cum filled Cribbage. Wild stuff.
by Scotty Nice October 18, 2023
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When a chick has a dude or several dudes cum so much in her ass, that squeezing it causes it to leak like a ripe melon.
"After having those three dudes over last night, Cheryl became such a cum melon!"
"Yeah dude. When she sat down, you heard the loud squish coming from her butt hole before she ran off dripping."
"Yeah dude. When she sat down, you heard the loud squish coming from her butt hole before she ran off dripping."
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