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John

The perfect friend Johns are always kind and they are always there for you no matter what and they can be a butthole sometimes but they are always there for you
Person:what’s your friends name me: John person: you have a good friend
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john mac bonnett

john mac bonnett created the term "mung"
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John D

When JJ Maybank from outerbanks is making fun of Kiara (KIE) and it’s really hot the way he says it.
If your name is John someone can say “just give her that John d already” and that means you guys should probably fuck. Also Jj is being hot in this scene. Mostly always tho.
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John

John is a beautiful, charming, sexy guy. He is so faithful to the girl he loves. He plays wrestling and trading and has the muscles of a god! He has the cutest smile and hottest voice. John has a 10-inch dick, and girls LOVE IT! Johns usually go good with Sonia’s. John and Sonia love to make out. They have some really hot sex too! Sonia And John were on top of each other making out on the first date! They love each other’s bodies and walk around naked with each other. They touch each other and shower together. John has the hottest muscle and dick. A John naked is literally gold! John is a hot guy who makes out and has sex with Sonia.
Did you see John by the hospital yesterday? He was so hot he made everyone burn
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John Cena

My wife was tired so I just "John Cena" her instead
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John

A man who pays for sex is a "John"
That John in the red civic didn't pay me last time, go surprise that MF.
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John Howards

used to describe those overly long and wild eyebrow hairs that seemingly come out of nowhere. Australia's former PM had them by the mile
"Yo probably need to pluck them John Howards before ytou go out tonight"
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