Sir`John

he is a nice person that has really good hair and a nice smile and is most likely lightskin.

#ah that's sir`john, he's so cool

by nyathegoat March 5, 2020

John Walker

John Walker if a absolute fucking jezzie who actually has no mates so tags along with people like josh rice who has no clue who he is.

Whos that with you josh? Fuck knows mush think his names john Walker

by anonymous November 23, 2021

John

A total lame dummy who thinks hes smart and funny. (Usually has anger problems too.)
Avoid at all costs.

"Ugh, quit being such a John."

by Trueblue16 September 24, 2025

Peeping john

A peeping john, which is also be called for as “The Whip snake” are regularly peepers are far more more dangerously than you think. Peeping John can also be a great intelligent guy, but his mortal enemy is the beach as it does not swim, but peeps

Wow, there it is, it’s the peeping John back down at the beach admiring once and for all.

by The great majority December 19, 2023

Getting Johnned

Having sex or performing sexual acts with someone while somebody else is asleep either next to them or in the same room as them.

Bro I can’t go back to my dorm tonight or else I’m Getting Johnned.

Elise and Joey johnned me while I was asleep on the couch at Matthew’s party.

by Johnner5000 March 18, 2025

john michael

a white guy from alabama that skates and eats everything. he’s nice sometimes. his brother or sister is a million times hotter than him, but he’s still cute though.

john michael’s a cutie

by younggayone October 6, 2019

otaku john

he is a sexy weeb and he can pull all the waifus. coolest kid in school and badass. makes me want wet my pants everyday when i see him

he is the most hottest weeb in school ahhh otaku john

by john245boss March 1, 2019