John

A man who solicits prostitutes.
"I saw one of the working girls leave with her regular John."
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He has a 30 inches dick and got a lot of girls.

He only wears the rich stuff like gucce, louis and prada. He is one of the funniest person and that why everybody loves him.
Do you know a John?
No, I only know ugly guys.
by Hellao September 29, 2019
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john is a mad cunt who fingers his dog
oi u ken john.
yes.
he fingers his fucking dug.
what a retard
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John is your first love an the other 65%of the population.He drinks a lot ice tee and always finds a way to put a smile on your face.You will fall in love with him.All Johnies of the world are amazing people with red heart.You can also treat him because he is idiot with the good sense.Go outside an have some fun with John it's worthy!!
Person 1:I met a boy called John today.

Person 2 :He was amazing. Wasn't he.
They all are.
by John the Greek one October 28, 2019
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He is sooooo cute and loving and the best boyfriend or person ever if you know or date or know a John

your lucky
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A guy: how big is yours?
John:12inch
by 13inch. i beat u 12 inch October 20, 2022
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Drives a mercedes And spitting on all girls when he drives by. Loves to poop and lick women. He can’t park his car loyal, has a arrogant style of parking
that woman got tuff on her face from john
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