that dog don't hunt

An obviously faulty endeavor; also as ~ /won't hunt/, predictive of failure.
No go, non-starter

As he faced the blank stares of the members following his proposal, someone whispered offcamera, "Well. That dog don't hunt."

by edgemoto March 28, 2004

piece of dog shit

Something you call people when your angry with them or they have done something bad

You fucking piece of dog shit! I'm going to kick your ass you loaf of shit on a stick.

by vancouver_swearing March 23, 2012

Drown in dog piss

1. To die an unbreathable death in a dog's urination cycle

2. To play fortnite and a player kills u and you basically fuck yourself when someone says that

I don't know why this isn't a real insult

Person 1: haha you just killed in fornite now go drown In dog piss
Person 2: ok (grabs dick) OH YES DADDY OHHHHHH

by dumb names for stupid things July 22, 2018

that blows dogs for quarters

something that is really bad, inconvienient, or troubling

You-"yo my weed dealer isnt around!"
friends response- "Man that blows dogs for quarters"

by The Hyper Green Lantern December 26, 2006

let the dogs out

To party with no inhibitions; i.e. unleash the beast. The phrase was originally made popular by the worst song of all time, "who let the dogs out?", but now is used mockingly.

Since the world is supposedly going to end tomorrow, I am going to let the dogs out tonight.

by jeru411 October 8, 2011

texas chili dog

When you take a runny chunky shitty diarrhetic shit on a girls chest, then titty fuck her.

I gave Wanda a texas chili dog then she realized how much of a dirty slut she was.

by eric ornelaas June 21, 2006

Dog In A Bath Tub

This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.

I tried like hell to pull off a Dog In A Bath Tub on Suzy, but her queaf threw my balance off.

by Harry Ballsonya March 19, 2003