Pornitis

The same as a "Oneitis" or a celebrity crush, but for pornography.

"The JAV actress Ruka Inaba is my pornitis"

by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming April 30, 2024

Pornably

When the boss confuses the work chat with his search history.

Hey boys, I'm Pornably going to be late to the meeting.

A photo op that you pornably won't see again in your career again

by Seek n strike May 28, 2024

Pornably

When your boss mixes up his work chat with his search history.

"Hey all, It is Pornably that we will have to do some overtime today."

"and awesome photo op that you pornably wont see again in your career."

by Seek n strike May 28, 2024

Pornhub

A porn website that you can straight up search up and beat the absolute shit out of your dick or if your a woman, you can finger your self.

Horny 18 yr old 1: hey why didn't you join our jerk circle?

Horny 18 yr old 2: i wanted to masturbate my self

I watched pornhub and jerked off last night

by YourNeighborhoodDefinater November 21, 2024

Pornathologist

A long-time porn enthusiast who keeps detailed notes of pages, timings and web addresses of notable scenes for future reference.

“What was the name of that one where they sat on each other’s faces at the very start?”
“No idea - you’ll need to ask the pornathologist”

by Shiftpatty November 23, 2024

Pornotato

It is a potato that has been wired to power a device displaying pornography. There are typically two or more potato's
powering said device. A pornotato is also a potato that has chunks carved out,with a device displaying pornography mounted in said hole(where the chunks were).

Chris, what did I tell you about using a pornotato during the power outage?!

by DenisPro42 December 1, 2024

Pornotato

It is a potato that has been wired to power a device displaying pornography.There are typically two or more potatos powering said device. A pornotato is also a potato that has chunks of it carved out, with a device displaying pornography in the gap left by said chunks.

Chris, what did I tell you about using the pornotato during our vacation?!

by DenisPro42 December 1, 2024