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handbag

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:noun: companion for outing or social occasion.
specifically: studly,butch,aussie, always willing to accompany a bangin' babe to theater, coffeehouse, bar or event of bangin' babes choosing.
Outing with handbag almost always involves some miscommunication over who gets to open the door for whom.
Wonder Woman had a spare ticket to the theater and Cuntstable McPhister offered to be her handbag.
by FURNACE March 5, 2005
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talk to the hand

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A slang used by women who dont want to fuck you.
Guy: can I fuck you?
Girl Talk to the hand.
by The Extermanater10000 August 31, 2003
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Hand job

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The act of giving gratification to another person.
"butters getz all teh handjobz (Hand Job) in the Z31 cumminty, i wants sume" Quoted from Z31 performance.com.
by Racinjitter August 13, 2009
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Albanian Handshake

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The Albanian Handshake is a complicated gesture. It begins when the handshake "giver" anally fists the "receiver." After the anus is loosened up, the "giver" then inserts his penis and uses his hand to masturbate inside the "receiver's" anal cavity.
You don't want to mess with that guy; He'll give you an Albanian Handshake.
by Regnar July 30, 2010
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A simple cocktail of coke and vodka.

Take one can of coca cola, drink it down about a tenth of the way and apply vodka liberally (or to yuppie taste) into the can. As you get further down, add a little more, a typical hand grenade will have contained about 4 shots (and a good 2 others spilt on the floor) when drunkenly poured and drank correctly.

The term handgrenade comes about because as you top it up you should be left with a near pure shot of vodka with a tint of coke at the bottom, blowing you away.

Best enjoyed with a fine vodka like Absolut. Absolut with lemon if you're kind've fruity.
This club's prices are fuckin' ridiculous man. Let's go for a couple hand grenade's and come back, then maybe someone'll look pretty.
by BreakdownV1 April 10, 2006
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greek handshake

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A reach around: where one reaches around another's body to grab their penis, either clothed or not.

A hand-job: where one massages another's penis, either clothed or not.
That chick gave me a greek handshake when she came up behind me.
by TheMadAussie December 17, 2008
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Handsome

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A word your friends use when you don't have a girlfriend or sex at all. The only way you get an orgasm is with your hand(s)
John:" Hey robert you are handsome!"
Robert: " How do you know i never had sex?"
by Pussy_Destroyer69 March 7, 2016
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