Splong Cat 

Splong cat is belived to be the childbirth of Long Cat and Speedy Cat. Not much is known, except that he is obviously speedy and long.

Dude, I just saw splong cat. It went as fast as Britney Spears can get high.

Splong Cat by SpeedyCake April 17, 2010

Teh Cat is on Fierz 

Common refrence to smokeing a cactus while watching TV.

Penis: Dood teh cat is on fierz and its fucking insane. This can be used in various times such as when its raining outside.

Teh Cat is on Fierz by SANJOES SANDWHICHS SHOP SSS May 3, 2010

Beach Cat 

An individual who is very similar to a cat (resembles a cat, always lands on their feet, very hygienic, etc.) Who also coincidentally either lives by or spends the majority of their time at the beach.

You know what they say about that Alanna girl, she's a real beach cat!

Beach Cat by obeywalrus December 19, 2010

Beach Cat 

An individual who is very similar to a cat (resembles a cat, always lands on their feet, very hygienic, etc.) Who also coincidentally either lives by or spends the majority of their time at the beach.

You know what they say about that Alanna girl, she's a real beach cat!

Beach Cat by obeywalrus December 20, 2010

pudge cat 

when a women's pelvis has an abnormal amount of fat on it

i was gonna go down on dis bitch till i found out she had a pudge cat

pudge cat by punemaster7 December 20, 2010

mastuccio cat 

someone wise and with it. with a snapy dress sense.

oh that ed, such a mastuccio cat

mastuccio cat by amander456 February 26, 2011

Holy Cat Shit! 

Angry Exclaimation.

HOLY CAT SHIT! Look at that long ass drive thru line!

Holy Cat Shit! by Sndromofadwn March 7, 2011