Pooping presidential

When you a take a shit that is so robust that it takes more than three flushes to get down the drain. A deferential reference to Donald Trumps lament that you need to flush more than once.

In the men's room at work -

Bob - I thought that the toilet was broken when I heard it flush three times in a row

Bill - Toilet is fine. I was pooping presidential.

by jfburke619 June 12, 2025

Front Poop

When you spill chocolate on your pants in the front and it looks like you shit yourself.

Emily Smith looks like she has a front poop.

by LA Bear May 11, 2022

Cat poop

The simile of toe jam.

Baby Gavin had cat poop between his toes.

by Doff B October 2, 2021

Poop

This is a brown human waste .

I need to go for a poop!

by Hsbbxbb# March 5, 2018

Poop

Fart

Poop: Fart: A fart is a Butt is a fart

by _D-Riggs_ March 17, 2025

Lolli-poop

The act of taking a poop and sucking on a lollipop at the same time.

After two morning espressos, Kristen had to urgently run to the bathroom for a Lolli-poop.

by Low and slow May 11, 2024

poop clapping

shitting into your hands and then clapping aggressively

person 1: i need to get new bedsheets
person 2: why?
person 1: i was poop clapping all over them last night

by bug juice October 23, 2023