western-phantom

An unorthodox grip in manual penile stimulation made popular by star trek, anime and perl fanboys in the early, late 20th century ('88-'92). The procedure is somewhat technical and involves depriving the user's weak hand of blood to the point that it becomes numb. The user then positions the effectively dead, or "strange" hand about the penis in such a fashion that the thumb and index finger of said hand are closest to the pubicle sack with respect to the glans. The "strange" hand is moved reciprocally toward and away from the glans until it stings with the tang of reperfusion or the female-borg-picture becomes sticky somehow.

"After I banged out that packet streamlining protocol on my p815 with shadow-masking, I totally got a handy from this chick at the Final Fantasy convention...her name was western-phantom. I promised myself I wouldn't cry..."

by Q Roberts January 12, 2008

doctor pharmacist

A situation where you trust the advice of an under-educated individual of similiar professions.

"I went to get my goider looked at, I gave them the ol' doctor pharmacist and popped it myself"

by doctor8 January 30, 2008

sic-phat

radical, cool as.

eg: "wow that indy grab was sic-phat, like knarly dude"

by lissar October 3, 2008

Harry Phanning

constantly texting or instant messaging someone

person 1: texting away on cell

person 2: oh you are harry phanning again

by boooyeah December 18, 2009

Orca Phat

Of the utmost awesomeness.

That DJ's set last night was orca phat.

by D-Wrex March 28, 2011

trem phantasma

synonymous with the term "bitch"

trem phantasma is a bitch.

by Anon~~ June 5, 2011

arse pharmacist

some one that cures arse pains after anal sex

tom had anal sex so he got his arse pharmacist to lick it better

by that guy that defies shit June 19, 2011