Hand Salad

The act of using one's hand or fingers to pleasure the butt hole of his/her partner (in lieu of using the tongue), usually whilst aiding in masturbation.

The term was made famous by members of the DFW, Tx radio show, The Russ Martin Show.

I'm not gonna toss your salad, but I'll give you a hand salad.

I'm tired baby, how about just a hand salad.

by joey_blowme July 7, 2017

Kamryn hand

A youtuber, that makes fun of her self with funny jokes/comedy, or funny editing. Overall she’s nice to people.

Kamryn hand is actually funny.

I know, I think it’s her editing.

by YouTubedefinitions November 1, 2018

oopma hands

oopma hands - the result of excess sun exposure wearing golf gloves. Your arms and face become overly tan while your hands are not.

His oopma hands are such an eye sore. I told him not to golf so much with the gloves on.

by Barlz June 1, 2010

Hand

Useless worker or the new guy.

Usually used in industrial plant work or construction

You're just a hand, all you're good for is holding a wrench.

Look here, hand.

by Jack White. September 25, 2020

Hand Fake

Where you go to shake someones hand placing your hand out and right when they go to shake your hand you pull it back and pretend like your running your fingers thru your hair! lololololo

Yo Yo did you see me Hand Fake} that dude who fell for my trick I really got him lololololo

by roxbox007 February 5, 2020

Hand me downs syndrome

1) When a younger sibling feels entitled to everything their elder sibling owns.

1)Agh! My little sister stole my new Mac lipstick again! She's got total hand me downs syndrome!

by Ulessa April 20, 2017

Lawyer Hands

If someone says you have Lawyer Hands it means you're not a handy man.
You have soft hands, like a girl. Not rough hands, like a working man, that fixes things around the house.
You most likely play video games all day and can't even build a lego set.

Foo 1: we need help with this flat tire, call Edgar!
Foo 2: nah that bitch got lawyer hands, he probably doesn't even know what a jack is!

Foo 1: this Foo!
Foo 2: this Foo!

by fernvndooo August 14, 2022